KHIR TOYO

I have seen the icebergs of Iceland. i have swam with whales. i have experienced the eye of huricane helna in guam. i have even dived to depths of the ocean volcanoes. nothing moves me anymore. nothing shocks me anymore. i taught i have seen and heard it all !.... but i was wrong, boy was i wrong. i almost died of a heart attack after reading this from the malaysian insider.....

"EXTRACT FROM MI "

Dr Mohd Khir said in his opinion, 1 Malaysia meant the country belonged to all races and no one should be left out economically.

Dr Mohd Khir also urged the government to open more sub-sectors to non-Malays especially in local authorities and for more government jobs to be set aside for them.

He pointed out that the Indian community was especially in need of help.

“I realised this a bit too late, and only during my fifth year as mentri besar, because I was not told about how bad things were for them.”

He said he only knew something was seriously wrong when informed by the police that 40 per cent of crimes committed involved the Indian community.

He said he was shocked to learn that some estate workers earned between RM400 and RM500 a month only when he visited an estate in Kuala Selangor...........

CAN THE REAL KHIR TOYO PLEASE STAND UP!

CAN A LEOPARD CHANGE ITS SPOTS

I HOPE SO.......CHEERS

RPK- WHERE ARE YOU?

Some say he is in Sabah, while others say he is in UK. But between you and me, we know where he is don't we !!..... Be safe my friend and say hi to LEO for me.......GOD BE WITH YOU.....

OUR GUARDIAN

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? 

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? 

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. 

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


  

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EDUTAINMENT

A short story to exercise your mind:

An army officer got back home after a long time in the warzone.

One sunday morning he accompanied his wife to  church.

But during the long sermon he dozed off and had a dream.

In his dream, he was back at the warzone and dreamt that he was captured by

the enemy, and just as the executioner was rising his axe to chop of his head,

his wife hit his neck with a newspaper to wake him up. The shock was to great for

him and he died instantly on the spot.

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS STORY, IT CANNOT BE POSSIBLY TRUE...

WHY???

ANOTHER KUGAN????

WAS ADI MANSOR KUGANISED?
HIS MOTHER IS CRY FOUL. A POLICE REPORT WAS MADE.
ADI MANSOR WAS HELD BY POLICE FOR DRUG OFFENSE. ACCORDING TO REPORTS HE DRANK THINNER WHILE IN POLICE CUSTODY AND WAS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL.

CAN OUR AG OR HOME MINISTER GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS .

pic from jelas-blog

NEW CABINET

PM AND 1ST FINANCE MINISTER-NAJIB

DPM AND EDUCATION MINISTER-

MUHYIDDIN YASSIN

2ND FINANCE MINISTER-

AHMAD HUSNI

TRANSPORT MINISTER-

ONG TEE KEAT

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY MINISTER-

MAXIMUS ONGKILI

DEFENCE MINISTER-

AHMAD ZAHID HAMIDI

HOME MINISTER-

HISHAMMUDDIN

RURAL MINISTER

SHAFIE APDAL

HOUSING MINISTER-

KONG CHO HA

HEALTH MINISTER-

LIOW TIONG LAI

TOURISM MINISTER-

NG YEN YEN

HUMAN RESOURCE MINISTER-

SUBRAMANIAM

2-1 results

pakatan gets the 2 bukits
bn retains the batang.
the people have spoken......with a greater majority!
back to the drawing board for bn......cheers

TUN Dr. Mahathir-GRAND-OLD-MAN

What has he got, that the rest of us don't?

The grand old man of politics is up and running again. At his age 80++, thats something i really envy! Even at my age 50++, i find getting up in the morning and heading to work so difficult. How does he do it?

i have never met the Dr, but if given the opportunity i would surely like to sit dowm with him and learn his receipe for life.

I cannot say i don't like the man, as i have not met him. But respect for him I certainly have, not because of his personality, but because he is a good CEO. And putting malaysia on the world stage was his baby....that i respect.

The look east policy his brain child, has brought dividends and many more policies during his PMship, brought malaysia to where it is today.

The darkside to the man, many malaysians including me cannot stand him. So now that his choosen boy is the PM, what will be his share of the political cake ? Single handed he brought down Tun Badawi. Will Najib be willing to take the gamble to cross the old Lion? Will the electric train and the crooked causeway be back on the drawing board? Time will tell.

The tv1 live broadcast of Tun DR today, surely says something to us. UMNO has woken up, and are going all out to prove a point, in the 2 bukits and one batang. So don't write off this old man of politics yet, he still has the bite and like a hound he can sniff out blood and cuts in the the pakatan rakyat and expolit it like no other UMNO leader can.

so if you're betting on tomorrows outcome, better cover your bets, because the equation is not so straight forward this time. Tun DR M may be old but not out yet!...cheers

THE TEN COMANDMENTS -FROM PM NAJIB

Malaysia starts a new era with a new PM. Mr Najib took the wind out of the opposition in a suprise move by releasing 13 detainess from ISA and removing the two months ban of two publications.

It is goodnews for all those families who were fartherless all this while. My hope is that ISA will be completely erased from our Land!.

Below is the words spoken by our new PM, on his first day at work. His sort of mini agenda for his first 100 days in office. I am keeping my fingers crossed, and on the 101 day, i will come back and look at this agenda to see if it has been fulfilled!.....enjoy

THE TEN COMANDMENTS -FROM PM NAJIB

1) Be thankful to your past leaders

2) To serve with dedication and a deep sense of humility

3) To have a government based on performance and people friendly

4) To equip young talents with wings to fly and unlock their potential

5) To work tirelessly to serve all Malaysians

6) To conduct a "COMPREHENSIVE" review of the ISA

7) To enhance the confidence of Malaysians by maintaining peace, law and order

8) To unleash the full potential of Malaysia to lead us out of this economic crisis

9) To build a "ONE MALAYSIA"

10) To forget the past and join him to begin this great journey togeter.