Saturday, April 25, 2009

KHIR TOYO


I have seen the icebergs of Iceland. i have swam with whales. i have experienced the eye of huricane helna in guam. i have even dived to depths of the ocean volcanoes. nothing moves me anymore. nothing shocks me anymore. i taught i have seen and heard it all !.... but i was wrong, boy was i wrong. i almost died of a heart attack after reading this from the malaysian insider.....

"EXTRACT FROM MI "

Dr Mohd Khir said in his opinion, 1 Malaysia meant the country belonged to all races and no one should be left out economically.

Dr Mohd Khir also urged the government to open more sub-sectors to non-Malays especially in local authorities and for more government jobs to be set aside for them.

He pointed out that the Indian community was especially in need of help.

“I realised this a bit too late, and only during my fifth year as mentri besar, because I was not told about how bad things were for them.”

He said he only knew something was seriously wrong when informed by the police that 40 per cent of crimes committed involved the Indian community.

He said he was shocked to learn that some estate workers earned between RM400 and RM500 a month only when he visited an estate in Kuala Selangor...........

CAN THE REAL KHIR TOYO PLEASE STAND UP!

CAN A LEOPARD CHANGE ITS SPOTS

I HOPE SO.......CHEERS

Friday, April 24, 2009

RPK- WHERE ARE YOU?


Some say he is in Sabah, while others say he is in UK. But between you and me, we know where he is don't we !!..... Be safe my friend and say hi to LEO for me.......GOD BE WITH YOU.....

Thursday, April 23, 2009

OUR GUARDIAN


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? 

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? 

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. 

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


  

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

DESKTOP THEME


IF WANT THIS ON YOU DESKTOP LEAVE A MESSAGE.......

Monday, April 20, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

EDUTAINMENT

A short story to exercise your mind:

An army officer got back home after a long time in the warzone.

One sunday morning he accompanied his wife to  church.

But during the long sermon he dozed off and had a dream.

In his dream, he was back at the warzone and dreamt that he was captured by

the enemy, and just as the executioner was rising his axe to chop of his head,

his wife hit his neck with a newspaper to wake him up. The shock was to great for

him and he died instantly on the spot.

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS STORY, IT CANNOT BE POSSIBLY TRUE...

WHY???

Sunday, April 12, 2009

ANOTHER KUGAN????


WAS ADI MANSOR KUGANISED?
HIS MOTHER IS CRY FOUL. A POLICE REPORT WAS MADE.
ADI MANSOR WAS HELD BY POLICE FOR DRUG OFFENSE. ACCORDING TO REPORTS HE DRANK THINNER WHILE IN POLICE CUSTODY AND WAS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL.

CAN OUR AG OR HOME MINISTER GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS .

pic from jelas-blog

Thursday, April 9, 2009

NEW CABINET







PM AND 1ST FINANCE MINISTER-NAJIB








DPM AND EDUCATION MINISTER-
MUHYIDDIN YASSIN






2ND FINANCE MINISTER-
AHMAD HUSNI





TRANSPORT MINISTER-
ONG TEE KEAT





SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY MINISTER-
MAXIMUS ONGKILI


DEFENCE MINISTER-
AHMAD ZAHID HAMIDI





HOME MINISTER-
HISHAMMUDDIN






RURAL MINISTER
SHAFIE APDAL





HOUSING MINISTER-
KONG CHO HA







HEALTH MINISTER-


LIOW TIONG LAI









TOURISM MINISTER-


NG YEN YEN






HUMAN RESOURCE MINISTER-
SUBRAMANIAM

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

2-1 results

pakatan gets the 2 bukits
bn retains the batang.
the people have spoken......with a greater majority!
back to the drawing board for bn......cheers