DONKEY JAILED FOR ASSAULT!

MIRROR:

Seems as if the law is an ass in southern Mexico after a donkey has been banged up in a human jail for biting and kicking two men near a ranch in Chiapas.

Officer Sinar Gomez said: "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed, no matter who they are."

Police said that it took six men to subdue the buck-teethed bruiser on Sunday after it bit a 63-year-old man in the chest and kicked another man, fracturing the 52-year-old's ankle.

Promising that the assaulting animal will stay locked up until owner Mauro Gutierrez coughs up for the men’s medicals bills, Officer Gomez did not confirm whether he was prepared to wait donkey’s years….WONDER IF PAROLE IS POSSIBLE?